A Doomsday Prepper
Following a recent conversation I had with an ex-girlfriend of mine who works as a scientist at The National Aeronautics and Space Administration Agency, I have it on good authority that an interstellar asteroid over 50 meters in diameter has been discovered entering our solar system. Asteroid (Gatsby 419-4-1220) originating in neighbouring solar system Alpha Centauri, travelling at hypersonic speed, has been on a direct trajectory towards Earth for the last 10 years and is predicted to hit the European Continent in 2023.
Although not expected to be a mass extinction event, it will cause widespread panic, prolonged global upheaval and total disruption of the status quo
In anticipation of the fallout from this cosmic collision me and some of my friends from the Rap Community have chipped in and bought a French Polynesian Island in the South Pacific where we intend to found a self sufficient community and take shelter from the ensuing storm.
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